A beard that is long and scruffy as hell kind of like the fur off a grizzly beard.
Bro 1: "Dude, shave, Movember is over"
Bro 2: "No I'm trying to grow a grizzly beard!"
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when you are in love with a guy with full on facial hair, who is sexy in a modern, lumberjack way
Did you see John's beard? He's so sexy. He brings out my beard fetish
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The releasing of your man juice in the pattern of a beard on a females face.
That Heather chick from last night totally wanted me to jizz on her face so I got artsy and gave her an ole' bearded Holston
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The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.
ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"
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person a: taylor swift is gay as fuck
person b: so is harry styles
person a: double beard man
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The feeling you get when you have a patchy, thin, and/or coarse, wiry beard.
Eric looked in the mirror at his sorry excuse for a beard, and felt beard disgust.
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The not-so-legendary pirate & gay cousin of Black Beard. Known for his love of the white frothy seas, Skin Beard is renowned for his looks - The scrotum chin, unbound by the traditional beard.
Bro #1 - Does that man have a...Ball sack for a chin?
Bro #2 - Muthafucka, that's Skin Beard. Don't say anything in front of him though, he's sensitive about it.
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