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Bed Whore

one who takes over the whole bed when you are trying to sleep in it.

one who is inconsiderate of others while sleeping in the same bed.

n: Kim was being such a bed whore last night and I couldn't fall asleep.

v: "Kim stop bed whoring the pillows, I don't have any."

by ws11 August 31, 2009

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Bed Dead

Referring to any person, male or female, gay or straight, who has lost interest in having any form of sex with anyone. More specifically with their partner of long standing. (Not to be ascribed to anyone with health conditions which would preclude sex).

"He never wants to have sex with me anymore, he's bed dead." or "We used to have such a hot relationship, but she's just bed dead now."

by Joan1 June 1, 2013

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Sam's Bed

A place of the unknown, to which anything can happen, be heard or been seen...also comfy.

Sam's bed

by teD / Bam Bam January 14, 2009

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Bed holocaust

The act of jacking off and killing millions of knuckle children

Juan: Hey, I just commited a Bed Holocaust and put it in the fridge.

Adolf: That's why the yogurt tasted funny.

by mr.horhez February 17, 2011

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bed stomp

To have sex in a quick and rough fashion.

"Wanna bed stomp?" said the hot chick.

by Someguy9999999 December 30, 2006

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crack the bed

When you need to sleep so much that you can't do anything else except throwing your self heavily into your bed

Mate, I'm feeling knackered I can't be arse to go out tonight, I'm gonna crack the bed instead

by johlunik August 2, 2011

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bed shitting

A sports term in which a team loses and completely gets ripped apart in.

"well guys, tonight was complete bed shitting" there was shit going on everywhere. "and you drex, you should have been infront of the net taking the pass." " Fuck, all we did was just shit the bed."

by Patterdome May 23, 2008

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