Belt to ass

When Milford plays against any team

Milford puts belt to ASSSSS😂😂😂

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Garter Belt Champion

The Garter Toss Champion is the lucky guy who catches the brides Garter at a wedding reception. This is a huge honor, which gives the recipient the title of designated drinker at the next wedding. Other acceptable prizes for winning the garter toss include unsolicited bridesmaid blowjobs.

Dude, I can't wait for Jonny and Kristi's wedding! I'm gonna do all I can to become the Garter Belt Champion. The spoils of victory will be worth the months of training.

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O Ryans Belt

This is where a girl is giving you a blow job and you tie her long hair around your waist like a belt.

the O Ryans belt is when you are getting head and tieing a girls hair around your waist like a belt...

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texas belt buckle

A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.

As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.

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black below the belt

When a guy has (or claims to have) a big dick and a big ass, similar to a black guy.

The skinny white kid said, "I may look white, but I'm really black below the belt"

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bring me the belt

Something sadistic parents say to their children before they're going to give them a beating.

A way to create psychological anguish before administering corporal punishment in the home

Father: knock that off before I take off my belt
Daughter: {begins to cry}
Father: now you're just being manipulative, knock it off

Daughter: {continues crying, having heart palpitations}
Father: I said knock it off. You will learn to obey me. BRING ME THE BELT.
Daughter: Retrieves belt from closet, hands it to father and awaits her beating.

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Texas Belt Buckle

Pulling your nut sack over top of your penis out of pants to rest as a belt buckle. Leaving the penis still inside your pants only exposing the balls.

look at Dave’s Texas belt buckle!!! His nut sack is so tight it looks like it’s going to burst.

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