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A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw blanket with left overs from King Donger and the knights of the Brown Stable.
I laid under Fred's red blanket the other day and it had a peculiar smell.
You mean the red one with the blue square pattern?
Yes, why?
Oh man, that is his quicky smut blanket. It hasn't been washed since Brenda was here a month ago.
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1) RPIB. When a man places his testicles in the middle of a woman's vagina, she covers his testicles with her labia, and then queefs to reveal the testies to the world again.
2) When a man rips the skin of his penis off, reverses the skin, slips it onto his hand, like a glove, and uses it to masturbate.
I asked if she wanted to RPIB (reverse pigs in a blanket) and she laughed. The laugh caused an involuntary queef. Our eyes met, she looked like a wood nymph, and we both knew what would happen next.
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When Charizarding goes horribly wrong, one must use their last resort... A Testicular Fire blanket. This involves smothering the flames with ones testicles
Becky and I went Charizarding and it went horribly wrong... I had to resort to the Testicular Fire Blanket.
A particular black woman's word for pinata.
You got any 'dem pigs in a blanket? You know, the tings you hang from a string and you hit dem and candy falls out!
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The female version of "going commando".
A female currently without underwear on her bottom half.
So I reached up her skirt to check out her cash and prizes just to find that she had a beaver without a blanket.
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To pee on a sleeping friend in helps to warm them
Rick looks cold there's no blankets around I should give him a Canadian golden blanket
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Big booty girl that each time she takes a step, the back of her leg flips up her butt cheek and when done in alternating steps makes her ass jiggle all over the place.
Honey, when you walk your ass looks like two hippos under a blanket wrestling, Sweet!
Checkout the J in the T on that bitch, looks like two hippos under a blanket.
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