“Dude why is Darwin’s eyes so bloodshot?”
“You know Darwin; he’s Baja Blasted”
When you get head in the Taco Bell parking lot.
Yo my girl just gave me the Baja blast.
When a bowel movement is so strong that fast moving, high-pressured fecal matter hits the water and some poop splashes back into your asshole.
"Fuck dude, I just did a blast in there"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"
A large uncontrollable explosion of sperm. similar to that that a whale might produce.
Dude, last night i whale blasted all over the place.
She was shocked when i whale blasted.
1.the act of forcefully taking hold of a partner's dome (skull) whilst vigorously thrusting your cock into any and all facial orifices until ejaculation has commenced.
2.a variation of skull fuck
"I walked into my house after four years of deployment only to see my wife being dome blasted by my brother-in-law."
Hardcore anal sex that leaves the person who has been penetrated unable to stand
Aiden: Bro i can't stand i got Booty Blasted
Mark: Damn bro I'll help you stand
A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.
"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."