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When a goblin women is giving a blumpkin and pushes the dude off and eats the poop.
Man: "so last night i met this chick i was so drunk and took her home. When i got home I had to take a poop so i made her suck my dick while i was pooping. Little did i know the beer wore off and she was really a goblin"
Other man: "DUDE YOU GOT A GOBLIN BLUMPKIN"
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The act of receiving oral sex while simultaneously defecating. After defecating, the individual performing the oral sex then engages the defecator in anal-oral sex, effectively removing any residual feces.
I haven't taken a better shit since that Kentucky Blumpkin.
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a small, surprising event that takes place in a movie which elevates a good movie to greatness
The whole reason I like to got to movies when they first come out is to be surprised by the munchkin blumpkin (if there is one) before anyone blabs about it online.
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(n.) the act of a female giving oral sex to the chodal area of a male, while he is taking a shit
As I finally sat on my throne, Mrs. Smith stopped by for a blumpkin extrodinaire
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To do a blumpkin but the girl is wearing a cowboy hat.
1) Ally, wear this hat so we can do a country blumpkin
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when you eat corn the night before, then get a blumpkin and the girl eats the corn out of your shit
My girlfriend and I had a nice dinner with corn as one of the sides, lets just say she enjoyed it better the second time during the corny blumpkin.
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To smoke a cigarette, blunt (preferably blunt), joint, pipe, or bong while receiving dome while your dropping a D.
An extra ten points are awarded to the blumpkee if they bust in the woman's eye or on her brown ring.
The Real BDP -"Yo, I was so faded when I was coping a burning blumpkin the other night from that shawty with the mangled titties."
Someone in the T station -"That shit is gross"
The Real BDP- "Nah, it's legit. I got an extra dime cause I busted on her brown ring."
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