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When a man sews his foreskin closed shut and inserts his penis into a females bootilicous anus he then pees and her booty and anchored to him.
Steve is dating Shaniqua, they go to bed one night, before going to bed Steve goes to the bathroom and sews his foreskin shut, he then proceeds to the bedroom to smash Shaniqua in the butt. mid smashing, Steve pisses violently causing his sealed foreskin to expand to the shape of a large light bulb, thus anchoring her booty to his penis, hence "the booty anchor"
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"Did you see Roxy's ass?"
"Yeah, she has a tortilla booty"
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a man who likes booty so much he'd
even ask out a girl who is fugly if
she had a hot booty
The man was a bootie chaser because
the girl he asked out was not pretty
but had a nice ass.
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Tiny Booty, Tight butthole, tightnss in the anal area.
Pimp-"that girl is a chinky booty"
Customer- "why is that?"
Pimp - "Because, look at that tight ass!"
Customer - "What do you mean?"
Pimp - "what do i mean? i mean her butthole is tight"
Customer - "How much???"
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When a woman's buttocks are covered in purrel hand sanitizer and she proceeds to twerk up to a male with the penis between her butt cheeks
"Damn! I got the nicest booty schlop from Hamilton last night!"
"Awesome!"
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When you take a poo and a long turd is dangling out of your anus that refuses to let go.
Sarah, straining over the toilet: "Ow! I wish this booty pickle will just let go!"
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When your having anal sex and you cum inside but keep going thus combing your sperm and the ass juices.
"I made so much booty cream in her last night"
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