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Bumhole Cactus

Variety of cactus, almost certain to cause immense pain upon any interaction. Visual contact or distant sound from a Bumhole Cactus can trigger immediate physical response. Pain triggers particular in the sphincter region, sexual organs may recede. Prolonged exposure will result in questioning reasons for living.

First day and the Bumhole Cactus was asking for new shit.

by The Real Talkie Toaster February 9, 2021


Arizona Cactus Pile

Being covered in sunburned, leathery, sweaty pricks.

My dad was at an Arizona Cactus Pile last night, and he swore your mom was at the bottom.

by MAXDOZER July 23, 2023


Cactus Rat

Slang term for a coyote.

I hate living in the desert! Damn cactus rats keep eating my cats!

by Buddha Claus October 30, 2022


Cactus Rat

A cactus rat is a slang term for a porcupine. The sharp quills on the porcupines back and tail represent the prickliness of a cactus. A rat is also a long distance family member of a porcupine (both are rodents).

Bob, don’t let the dog outside tonight. Those darn cactus rats a roaming the yard again!

by PorcupineFan24 December 16, 2024


senior cactus

The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!

Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.

Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!

by Robot_454857375 July 12, 2017


pussy cactus

pussy cactus is a world renowned 4 member band, for more information: @buzzycactusofficial on instagram

“hey rebecca have you listened to pussy cactus’ new single”

“no?”

“its so good! it made my bussy vibrate

by thebobman21 May 30, 2024


cactus arms

when someone breaks both of their arms and has a cast where the arms look like a cactus

Brad: Bruh did you know that Chad broke both of his arms?!
Mark: No way! He must have cactus arms!

by matchamonster May 17, 2016