Variety of cactus, almost certain to cause immense pain upon any interaction. Visual contact or distant sound from a Bumhole Cactus can trigger immediate physical response. Pain triggers particular in the sphincter region, sexual organs may recede. Prolonged exposure will result in questioning reasons for living.
First day and the Bumhole Cactus was asking for new shit.
Being covered in sunburned, leathery, sweaty pricks.
My dad was at an Arizona Cactus Pile last night, and he swore your mom was at the bottom.
I hate living in the desert! Damn cactus rats keep eating my cats!
A cactus rat is a slang term for a porcupine. The sharp quills on the porcupines back and tail represent the prickliness of a cactus. A rat is also a long distance family member of a porcupine (both are rodents).
Bob, don’t let the dog outside tonight. Those darn cactus rats a roaming the yard again!
The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!
Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.
Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!
pussy cactus is a world renowned 4 member band, for more information: @buzzycactusofficial on instagram
“hey rebecca have you listened to pussy cactus’ new single”
“no?”
“its so good! it made my bussy vibrate”
when someone breaks both of their arms and has a cast where the arms look like a cactus
Brad: Bruh did you know that Chad broke both of his arms?!
Mark: No way! He must have cactus arms!