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A true Hot Carl is when your having sex with a person doggy style. Wait until they cum. Next, you punch them in the back of the head. While they try to regain consciousness you flip them over and defecate on their chest.
The first time i heard this term used was in 1987 in Michigan.
Dude we got home from the party and she wanted me to give her a Hot Carl.
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This is the act of rubbing one out, then smacking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.
My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl Suprise while she was sleeping.
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Carl's Jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. Nobody would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they're advertised anyway. The goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines American masculinity. Other examples include raised pick-up trucks, Calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an asshole.
There's no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that Carl's Jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot ass.
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to shit in someones mouth and duct tape it shut
dude he gave me a hardcore hot carl when i woke up there was five gallons of fecees in my mouth and it was duct taped shut
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Two pieces of bread covered with saran wrap that has been defecated on.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.
A: What r u making us for lunch?
B: A hot carl sandwich.
A: Don't bother.
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A damn fool. Someone that does not know how to act.
Why is mark acting like a Carl ass Nigga.
While sitting on a toilet, you spread your legs and watch yourself poop in the reflection of the toilet water.
Mike: Do you ever watch yourself poop in the reflection of the toilet water?
Fred: Oh, you mean a Carl's Wishing Well?