label check

Proposed as a question in a statement sometimes, asks whether or not you can see the label on another's bottle of beer. If the lable cannot be seen the person must drink and turn their lable outward.

Katie noticed that Tom wasn't holding his beer in the correct Manner. She did a label check so everyone could see what he was drinking. Tom then proceeded to take a drink and turn the label.

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D-Check

Code used by gangsters for checking to see if someone is fine and Dandy (hence the D).

This when done to normal citizens is to remind them that they are just mere normal citizens. However this can also be used from gangster to gangster, in this case it becomes a G-Check.

Gangsta 1: You good yeah?
Normal citizen: Yes I'm fine thanks (thinks phew that was just a d-check and not a mugging).

Or

Gangsta 1: You good yeah?!

Gangsta 2: chssst (kisses teeth), what you mean. I'm gonna chef you up and then lick all your jewellery. How dare you d check me, I'm a real g famalam. What. What. What. What.

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Check-in Fatigue

It's the malady that sets in when the user realizes "services" like Foursquare are a complete and utter waste of time.

Hey, I just became Mayor of my workplace! When do I get my pay rise?

Heh - that's only because Mary stopped checking-in on Foursquare. She has total check-in fatigue.

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Ass Check

The act of an individual or group smelling someone else's butt at a party or public space after detecting the smell of feces within their general region.

Olivier: I smell shit around here what do you think Isabelle
Isabelle: I think we should do an Ass Check to see who is guilty
Oliver: Sniff, Sniff I think Aimee shit herself
Aimee: Sorry guys shit happens!

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death checked

To angrily smack a drink out of a non-bro's hand. Typically used by Lax-Bros.

Today me and my bros were shotguning some Nattis at a party and someone watching us came up and told me that shotgunning was stupid… needless to say i death checked the shit out of that brohaters drink

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Sun check

an acceptance of an invitation despite the timing being inconvenient, usually requiring the delaying of a prior commitment until an unspecified time.

Join us for dinner, don't go to your mum's; Use a sun check.

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nose check

Identifying someone's jewish ancestry.

Hey man, you ever wonder what most greedy bankers have in common? One tip: Nose check.

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