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When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.
Attributed to Lane Leipold
"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "
A coyote clap is when you tuck it in between the cheeks but then you let it out when a bolt of lightning hits the ground. If you get it in when the lightning strikes, it’s a coyote clap.
Me and my girl Sarah did a coyote clap to the storm
Person 1: What did you get up to this weekend?
Person 2: I double-clapped this woman.
Person 1: Filthy bastard...
Supposedly encouraging applause, as for the last finisher in a race, that actually serves to make the recipient feel worse. By extension, any recognition received too late or after calling an achievement to someone's attention.
He knew that the cheap and meaningless "achievement certificate", given after thirty years of service, was nothing but a pity clap.
When someone can't perform well in bed, or something sad/bad happens, they have soft claps
From the latin term - Softius Claptus
Soft Claps - Damn, you heard Justin crashed his car last night? Smh, soft claps bro
That dude ain't got no game, soft claps
When a large crowd or audience decides to have one synchronized clap instead of a round of applause.
CJ: Okay I'm done clapping. Let's do a single clap.
The act of engaging in rough sexual intercourse with another human
Bro did you hear those gay guys last night talking about how they couldn’t wait to be clapping biscuits?