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It's a mixed drink containing bleach and roofies, developed for whiny and annoying Californians.
I went the the bar last night and some fatty wouldn't leave me alone so I bought her a California cocktail.
When you drink a packet of mayonnaise and it reaches to your rectum just as you’re getting an anal creampie.
My big burly man of a boyfriend whipped me up a cumayo cocktail last night!
Like beer goggles or cider visor but for a more mature woman
Gail was chatting up anything with a pulse, she really need to take her cocktail glasses off
To make a slut cocktail you need 5 men 2 girls, lube, martini glass, a syringe, and a bowl, the 5 men take turns on girl 1s lubed asshole until all 5 cum inside her then the girl2 gets extreme throatfucked until she has collected saliva and cum in the bowl after girl1 pushes cum and ass juice in the bowl than they both squirt and pee in the bowl the solution is then injected into girl 2s ass an then squirted into a martini glass both girls will be naughty bitches and drink this.
Sarah was a slutty kinky goddess and forced a straight girl a slut cocktail that she made earlier.
For a slut cocktail you will need
- 1 martini glass
- 2 straws
- 1 guy
- 1 girl (who needs to pee)
Catch the guys cum in the martini glass, the girl then pisses on top, mixes it together, and then both parties drink it through the straw
I felt kinky and thirsty, so we made a slut cocktail