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n. Abbr. PTCD
A serious physical/psychological disorder caused by the attendence, academic pressures, and brutality of the College of Dupage. Affected victims more than likely develop some degree of scolionophobia. Symptoms may include but are not limited to: any form of distress, difficulty breathing, hypertension, irratability, hyperawareness, agitation, panic attacks, elevated pulse rate, insomnia, anxiety, and other serious health risks in the duration and aftermath of first and second semester. These symptoms, while triggered by experiences or passing moments of rememberence, may also occur at random. Fortunately, PTCS usually diminishes within the first 1-2 weeks of summer.
See also: College of Dupage
"Son, your mother and I couldn't help but notice you're not yourself, your grades are steadily declining, you're not sleeping, you're easily angered, I've never seen you so stressed in my life."
"Dad, I think I have Post Traumatic COD Disorder."
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A 1st person shooter game created in 2019 by activision
Michael: I was playing COD Modern Warfare 2019 and some fucking campers on Picadilly pegged me with their fucking 725s!
Asch: LOL get gud.
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place where people dont care about anyones feelings...only that hot new trend
hey did you see that girl over there crying? no i was to busy checking out her new $500 purse
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A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.
“Man, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine”
An awesome song by Vampire Weekend, but no one knows what it means exactly.. I searched 'cape cod' on UrbanDictionary and there's a whole story and I'm too lazy to read it so if you wanna know what one part means, UrbanDictionary it!
he: Have you heard that awesome song by Vampire Weekend? It goed like 'is your bed made, is your sweater on, do you wanna fuck, like you know I do?'
she: Yeah, that's Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa!
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A woman who has anal sex with a man, takes his fecal stained penis and inserts it in her mouth. He repeats this action multiple times until the woman has a sufficient amount of poop in her mouth. She then then puts the feces onto a tray like a piece of chocolate and places it in the oven, lets it cook and then ingests it.
Erin is such a cum dump. I can't believe she let Jeff turn her into a cape cod fudge shop.
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Similar to "like the fist of an angry god" (To fuck an attractive girl or boy with incredible force, it would be like hitting her or him with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God"), but substituting cod and god because they sound alike. Originally created from the LiveJournal Community "Fandom_Secrets" by someone misreading the aforementioned term.
"I'd hit Anthony Bourdain like the fist of an angry cod!"
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