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The act of when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick is lightly layered with poo
George told me that Lacee gave him a chocolate condom last weekend when they did anal.
the age old contraseptive of practing penile-anal penetration
dont want to get her pregnant? Better use a Boston condom.
The little spice packet that comes with Ramen noodles.
Dude, did you just empty the whole content of my Noodle Condom into your own Ramen?
A condom used by a person with an STD.
Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?
The chlorine taste on a dick when a girl gives a blowjob to a man she had just been skinny dipping with.
This girl and I were skinny dipping, and then she gave me a blowjob, but she forgot about chlorine condoms.
Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.
Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.
The first time you have sex without a condom. You have lost your condom virginity.
Bob banged Dara for the first time with no condom. She loved it. And lost her condom virginity.