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Horribly ugly shoes worn by everyone who thinks they're even slightly alternative. They come in a variety of colours, unfortunately all look like shoes a clown would wear. They're ugly, overpriced shoes.
"Wow look at my new converse all stars!!!! They don't go with any of my clothes because they come in stupid colours!!"
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A social situation in which one wanders into an inescapable -and typically brutally awkward - conversation unwittingly. Often victims will step into the conversation bear trap with an innocuous greeting like, "Hey Deb, what's up?"
"Careful around that new Account Manager, dude's a conversation bear trap."
"Whatever you do, don't ask Andi about her wedding. Conversation bear trap."
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An abomination of all that is good and beautiful in the world. Under no circumstances buy the things.
"I bought some knee high converses today. What are you doing with that knife? No stop STOP HELP"
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I'm working on a two point conversion with this hot lesbian chick
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When someone wants to talk to you but instead of getting to the point, they skirt around the issue by talking about other, less important things. Also when there is a big point to make, but you are nervous and can't get right into the big point without telling a meaningless story or two.
My Boss: Well, Kevin, I wanted to talk to you today. Please sit down.
Me: Is there a problem Jesse?
My Boss: Not really, but how are you doing today Kevin?
Me: I'm doing fine I guess. But what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
My Boss: Don't worry, we'll get to that. First, I want to tell you about when I started with the company ten years ag-
Me: Look Jesse, I have a lot of reports to run, so if you don't mind cutting out the conversational fore-play, and let's talk business?
(Actual conversational foreplay with my boss)
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when you purposely put something random into the wrong instant message conversation, and then laugh at the reaction.
MrLuva: "no i did do THAT with my teacher! i did other things tho, if you know what i mean ;)"
Kettlex: "what??!!?!? so the teacher cheated one me!"
MrLuva: "Oh sorry, wrong convo"
MrLuva:"its the wrong conversation game"
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the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.
"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"
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