Random
Source Code
Random
a couch that is used for coitus.
Guy#1: Dude, why are you throwing your couch away?
Guy#2: Its was my grandma's jiggity couch.... I couldnt get the stains out
Guy#1: I'll take it
2👍 1👎
A person who sits and watches to much TV
that girl Kali is the true definition of a couch potato.
2👍 1👎
When a guy sits on the couch and smokes a cigarette while getting a blowjob
Hey you wanna play a drinking game?
No how about we play couch potato
2👍 1👎
A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day
Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too
2👍 1👎
Couch chocolate is formed when a person sits on a couch without pants on, failing to fully wipe their ass before they sit down. This results in a smelly brown patch of residue on mom's new couch, making the couch unpleasant to sit on.
"You should get a new sofa, The couch chocolate on this one makes it look like Willy Wonka's factory."
2👍 1👎
These three words, when combined, comprise of a meaning known to only one sentient being in all of the universe. Posers may say it, but none other than one man who shall not be named know the TRUE meaning of this incredible phrase. Interviews with the man who wishes not to be named have only resulted in very little information being revealed, among this is that the phrase originated recently, in Q4 of 2019. Further studies have been lackluster in information reveal, although upcoming studies and research may very well find the true meaning. Many conspiracy theories surround the phrase, all of which have been denied by he who knows the true origin and meaning of the statement.
Zand: "That couch tho."
Pel: "Tru."
2👍 1👎
a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;
Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!
Richard: Shut the hell up...
Mooching uncle: Your jealous.
Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.
2👍 1👎