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- a 'much, much' older woman hunting for a younger man.
Usualy has had some work done on the carcass and a bit of maintenance on the mug.
- see super cougar and add 10 years
Sifty left the club with what he thought was a super cougar but awoke to find her teeth in a jar beside the bed. She was much much older therefore a super cougar maxi!
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An alias you use when going to the infamous titty bar "Southern Xposure".
"Hey, man who are you?"
"I'm a Mountain State Cougar!"
"Hell, Fuck yeah!"
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A Cougar Scout often differs from a Cougar Hunter(CH), but can be one in the same. A CS or Cougar Guide (CG) looks for
Cougar Dens (Hangouts, frequented places by cougars and affiliates). They also spot cougars before anyone in their hunting party, giving them the unique title of CS. A CS/CG doesn't always hunt to capture cougars for themselves, he assists the CH's in their challenge with his advice and his
advanced Cougdar technology. In addition to scouting a CS/CG can also hunt and go in for a kill, if the Cougar is of outstanding quality, but he prefers the chase rather than the capture.
Thank Gawd the Blanket an experienced Cougar Scout/Guide spotted the cougar out for me. I was able to prove my hunting skills right before she made her attack.
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Typically, this involves having sex with a hot mother and daughter at the same time but can also include sex with unrelated women, one of which is over the age of 35 and the other who is under 25, at the same time.
I was at a bachelorette party where i had sex with the bride to be and her mom. It was the hottest cougar kitten combo I've ever had.
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The catch-cry to any woman with large breasts, or more amusingly, any man with large man boobs.
This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)
(Yelled at a fat cricketer who comes on to bat) Five cougars thanks!
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Reportedly more rare than a super cougar. This specimen is a very hot 50+ huntress.When not in the den,she can be found hunting for the ultra rare virgin cougee.
***CAUTION*** beware the super golden cougar has a seventh sense -- they can detect when they are being decived by a cougee or potential prey.
In last months issue of National Cougar magazine they featured an article in which a young man describes the after math of an encounter with the rare super golden cougar.He remembers waking up in the E.R of a large hospital to learn that a particular.... part of his body was missing. The investigators described the scence of the attack as the " worst they had ever scene". The only further info they would provide the magazine was that the word "LIAR" was painted in blood through out his apartment.
The rare super golden cougar is a master in detecting deception.
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A man who has been hunting a cougar for ten or more years. He has been waiting for her to become single. He may have been in prior relationships to cover up his love/infatuation with the woman, but always breaks it off when the cougar becomes single. He stalks his prey carefully and for a long period of time before he pounces.
Hey man, you can stop being a secret cougar hunter and tap that ass, I heard she just dumped her boyfriend!
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