Jesus crap!

1. A corruption of the phrase "Jesus Christ!"
2. An exclamation usually used after one had been owned.
3. Said after an incredible event/an event thought to never occur.

"Jesus crap!" may be used in the same manner as Sweet Jesus, but only sparingly.

"Dude, Golden Corral burnt down yesterday."
"Jesus crap!"

"Jesus crap! They got friggin' owned!"

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crap salad

something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.

i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.

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Bread Crap

The breading used for poptarts. It tastes like feces, and looks like sand. Dont eat it. Eat Fat tarts.

"Dude, they put so much bread crap on my poptart."

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alcho-crap

The alcho-crap is what happens after you have a right skinful...after youve dragged yourself out of bed on the following day.. you have a sudden urge to shit...and its usually a runny consistency..with a very definite sweet smell.

Lise 'fucking hell youve stunk the toliet out'
Elayne 'i know... you cant beat an alcho-crap'

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HOLY CRAP!

An exclamation of extreme surprise, or fear.

JapaneseDude:Holy Crap, it's GOOOOOOOOODZIIIIIIIILLLLAAAAAA!

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what the crap

what big game james says

what the crap? since when was lithuania a state?

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Weekend Crap

The act of filling out random answers at 9:00 on a Sunday night, so it looks like you did you homework for monday.

I really don't wanna do this homework! Whatever, i'll just Weekend Crap it!

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