Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.
Damn she got with someone else? You must have the Cohen Curse.
When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
When you have only fucked one person and too much time has passed without fucking a second person and you start to develop feelings for your first that you would rather not have but you do. You also develop pmsing episides that did not exist in the days of carefree virginity. You start to feel nostalgic for the days of virginity.
I lost my virginity to this girl four months ago and I haven't scored a second one yet and now my unfortunate feelings for her are developing and I get episodes of pmsing. Yep, this is the curse of the onegin.
The act of leaving a server, but always somehow managing to return back to it, to matter how hard you try.
Man1: Jesus how come that guy always leaves and rejoins the server shortly after
Man2: Well he's infected with The Chaotic Curse of course
The ability to pull/flirt with/smash any girl except the girl you truly want causing your life to have meaningless encounters and relationships with several women. You must live with this curse
"she's not feeling me man, i hit it off with every other girl but she not into me like that"
" Damn you must have the JB curse bruh"
A person with Cupid's curse usually has no problem with people liking them but as soon as they catch feelings the same person who liked them first instantly looses feelings.
"Every time someone likes me and I feel the same they always loose feelings!"
"Dude you have Cupid's curse"
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The Huxtable curse is a curse based on the Salem witch trials of 1692. This curse involves passing on the name of the "Huxtable" to a person of immense fear and worry. The Huxtable does not forgive and feeds off of fear and immaturity. Many women were burned in the 1600's in fear of the Huxtables return. It is largely known that Bill Cosby of the Cosby show has been recognised as this generations carrier of the Huxtable curse. He was forced to spend jailtime by the United States Government in hopes of hiding the Huxtable. It is said that a new spirit carries the Huxtable Curse. It is very likely that it will be a teenage male with blonde hair and blue eyes. The Huxtable curse can only be activated through form of ritual or direct contact. The Huxtable has been around since its creation in 457 B.C. and will likely carry on for the rest of eternity.
Chase has the Huxtable curse.