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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
Yo is that the queen
‘Pulls down pants’
What are you doing
Poping a danger wank
Masturbating using a vibrator on the highest setting until both your legs go temporarily paralysed
I can't walk I just danger wanked everywhere
Having date with a some one who is currently on a break from their relationship - particularly if the person they have recently split with is hard and lives in the local area.
Lad 1 - "Good luck on the old danger date tonight mate"
Lad 2 - " I like to live life on the edge"
A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.
Hey mom. I saw a dangerous potato when I was eating that fish.
The New York Hardcore band known as PUNCHYOURFACE, from Long Island is widely known as New York's most dangerous band. This is based on what goes on during their live shows including but not limited to past shootings, security with metal detectors, off duty cops and undercover cops hired for security. PUNCHYOURFACE fan's are often times told not to "mosh" meanwhile its allowed during every other band.
Example: "PUNCHYOURFACE, New York's most dangerous band, only played 1:30secs before a brawl broke out that shutdown The Redzone permanently."
A chef that succesfully combines random ingredients while using proper technique and intelligent spice combinations to create new and unusual dishes.
white chocolate, bacon, and basil ice cream ? That chef danger is not afraid of flavor.
He is the most epic person to roam the earth. He is cool and epic.
“I met Danger Adam today!”
“OMG NO WAY HE IS SO COOL AND EPIC!!!!!”