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When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.
You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.
to confidently attempt to perform an impossible task, having misunderstood the difficulty of the task or overestimated one’s ability to complete it. Often with loved one(s) looking on and questioning one’s sanity in the vain attempt.
He thought he could make the company more customer centric, but he was lifting the back deck.
Man, I've seen you play. I'd have better chances teaming up with Missy's 3 legged poodle.
Bro, you're total throat decking me right now!
Mixing music using turntables.
Comes from turntables being called decks.
Guy 1: Dude, have you finished the 80s summer hit mix already? It has to be uploaded over an hour.
Guy 2: Oh crap I forgot all about that! Time to hit the deck!
A bitch ass hoe that won’t FaceTime me.
Riley Deck is a WHOLE PHAG who vapes🤢 But he’s a hot mf and we should fr hang😉
Spanking someone's ass with a Sherwin Williams color deckof paint colors
I color decked her ass and then super painted her.