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When you’ve been so sick that you shit the bed but still want to have sex.
When you have too much weed, forget what decade it is and start banging your girlfriend like an industrial jackhammer to the tune of Y.M.C.A
Dude, wtf, totally nailed her last night with a Dirty Tomaž
Taking a shit in a rival academic's ear. Leaving a steaming load on another scholar's auricle, canal, & eardrum. Compare to the more well-known Dirty Sanchez.
After the heated panel on social capital at APA, Dr. W put his myopic and stubborn rivals Dr. A and Dr. M in their place by administering a Dirty Holbert to each of them in the convention center lobby.
when you shove your cellphone (on vibrate) up a girls ass while calling it, and fucking her pussy doggy style.
Yea the batteries went out on her dildo so I gave her a dirty ringtone.
When you put your dick in the exhaust pipe of a buss, then fuck it hard until the buss breaks down into small pieces. Then you blend the small pieces in a mixer and shove it up your ass.
"Where the hell did Jacob go?"
"I heard he went for a dirty Sigge"
When your girlfriend shits on your toes and breaks up with you
Karuna: *strips down to nothing and shits on your toes* WE’RE DONE YOU SHITTOE
Boyfriend: Why are you being such a dirty Karuna *sobs*
A "Dirty Alexander" is when your girl or guy is choking on your cock, And you pull out and you twist his/her nipple till he/she screams and drop a load at the same time on either eye giving him/her different colored eyes like Alexander the Great.
He is going to the eye doctor because he said the Dirty Alexander gave him pink eye.
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