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The dirty, evil and damned people known as the “Brits.”
Those dirty Brits...
The act of getting lip fillers and using your lips to iron the wrinckles out of your much older managers penis in exchange of a promotion and a pay rise. A dirty Demnah (also known as a swanslut or a barristersbike) will do almost anything an elderly man asks of them in exchange of as little as a couple of ciggies and a free ride home. Her dingy-like lips could also help you survive if you was to be left stranded on a desert island, and her beef curtains may also be used as wings which will flap around rapidly in the wind enabling you to reach great hights.
Dem: Wow! My lips feel so swollen after ironing all the wrickles out of Daves dick!
Egle: You mean to tell me you helped that pervert out for nothing!?!
Dem: Of course not darling, he said I will be getting a payrise and a promotion in the next few months.
Egle: You are such a dirty Demnah!
When you have a threesome and you're sitting in the corner wanking while the other guy goes down on her.
Then you switch places with the guy that licks her pussy and starts fucking her while he's jerking his flaccid dick!
I went HAM last night, we did the Dirty Hasse and everything!
The act of stripping for someone via the webcam program skype.
I walked in the room and saw my roommate naked in front of her computer. She must've been dirty skyping.
When you don’t shower or clean yourself for 3 days and have sex
I went camping and when I got home did a dirty Bongers on her
Her: what’s that smell?
Him: nothing, did you want to use lube?
Her: no I’m wet as
Him: nice me too
Her: have you showered recently?
Him: nah just served you up a dirty bongers
When i beautiful Woman named Precious seduces you snatches your soul fucks you within an inch of your life leaves you breathless wanting more tells you to go then she goes and gets more Women
David to Jason "can't believe it the Woman of my dreams seduced me like no other then told me to go", Jason why did she tell you to go" David "cos she got some bitches on the way she gonna fuck some chicks"Jason "Damn it David you just got hit with a dirty Precious"
She is a dirty mother fucker and can take your man at any moment, the best person you ever meg in the bed and will make you scream louder than the loudest thing you have ever heard.
”omg, you are going to sleep with dirty Filippa?! Watch out bro, she is too good to be true!”