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Rene Disease

Rene disease is a disease where you have spots all over your skin which was documented to have an outbreak in Moreno Valley, California back in 1993.

Man I almost spilled that hot grease all over my arms I don’t want people thinking I got the Rene disease.

by Liquorstorejunkie February 11, 2022

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Dishornist disease

Causes an individual to think of sex, masturbation, and causes one to be horny even when not turned on.

I can’t believe it, Sarah has the Dishornist disease.

by PytNiyah December 15, 2021


Peckins Disease

A disease, most commonly found in skinny women, where they consume very small amounts food by pecking at it.

Similar, in nature, as to how a bird would peck at bird seed.

My wife never finishes her chicken tenders, and I believe it is because she has peckins disease.

by WildcatFan92 July 29, 2021


Owl disease

It makes you gay

Dixies got owl disease

by Bobojizz September 11, 2018


limelight disease

An infectious, paralytic disease one catches from a night out at The Limelight.

Symptoms range from and can include all of the following: covid, tonsillitis, crabs, flu, headache, hangover and the worst MD comedown you've ever had.

oh my days I've only gone and landed limelight disease fml. never going back again.

limelight disease? u mean limeshite disease :/

by alex404 May 22, 2022


Gabe Disease

Get Corona and be trapped in the gulag

I went to work and got Gabe Disease

by YAAAYEEET April 8, 2020


Rolling disease

Rolling disease is when one involuntarily throw oneself onto the grass and then can't stop rolling around

"Jimmy what are you doing?"
"Sorry dad, I can't mow the lawn, I've caught the rolling disease!"

by The_Weekday July 10, 2016