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The act of stealing other peoples memes and posting them as your own in order to gain social media attention and followers. Arguably the biggest problem facing millennials today.
Shit man, Woody is gonna get clapped if he keep workin the easy dollar like this.
An egregious overcharging perpetrated on a captive audience
The high price of life-critical drugs in developing countries is a thirty dollar grapefruit of the highest order.
Even though your mom only goes for three dollars a day, I still get sticker shock every time I chuck it in that whore.
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The origins of the $5 dollar challenge is stonersunited.com. The challenge involves finding the largest shampoo bottle one owns, and inserting it into their anus for a prize.
Hey? Did you hear? Rainy won the $5 dollar challenge!
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When in a fight, to choke someone out and put them to sleep.
Yo son, that clown got put in the million dollar dream.
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A method for hiding your money around your dick. Wrap your money around your dick as if you are making a burrito and the money is the tortilla and the dick is the meat. Then wrap a rubber band around it to make sure it stays in place. Then there is your Dollar Dick Burrito!!
Person 1: Where are you getting all that money from?
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: I'm using the Dollar Dick Burrito method. You should try it. Definitely keeps your money safe!
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When you're rubbing your genitalia on your man's face and he says, "Mmm, tuna on toast," but you mistakenly hear, " Mmm, 2 dollar toast," and get all crazy and google the definition on Urban Dictionary because you swear it means something nasty but you find nothing so you make up your own definition.
"Mmm, let me get a slice of that 2 dollar toast."
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