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When you do something completely unnecessary... usually spending far too much money and time in the process. It may involve hiring expensive but low qualified consultants to "strategize" for a couple of days. The finished result will be declared with much fanfare to a company, only for the employees to groan collectively and be asked to be left alone to get on with their jobs.
Did you see the new "People = Winning" slogan... he's definitely doing a JJ
Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.
"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."
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A greeting such as Hello my friend, How are you doing today.
"What they do cuz?"
"Chillin at my krib"
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Doing an Adam (alternatively, "going for an Adam") refers to the act of doing a topless shit.
A topless shit is only "an Adam" if you took your clothes off before going for a shit. If you were already topless beforehand, it does not count. You must also be fully topless: no vests or bras.
Doing a naked shit is sometimes called a "full Adam", although a topless shit is never called a "half Adam".
The main advantage of doing an Adam is that when you are straining on the toilet, your shirt will not get sweaty from your exertions.
Joe: Dude, where's your shirt?
Matt: Oh, I left it in the toilet.
Joe: Why did you take it off?
Matt: I was doing an Adam.
Joe: Ah, of course.
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(Pronounced: "wAt doo")A phrase uttered when something unexplainable, undefinable, and/or unbelievable occurs or amongst friends when there's absolutely nothing to do and you're just sitting there.
Ex. A
(black dildos start falling from the sky)
Frank- "WTF?! Is it seriously raining dildos right now?"
Christian- "Umm... I think so, brah."
Reem- "Well guys.... wat do?
Ex. B:
Billy- "Well, Tamer just texted me back and said he's working til 10:30 and the liquor store closes at 10. Guess no beer pong tonight. Any other ideas, Faiky boy?"
Faik- "Uhhh, I'd say let's go to my house but my parents hate me and are probably engaging in maritals."
Billy- "Well, this is a pretty FUN time I guess... junk."
JT: "wat do, wat do, wat do"
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A kick ass band from Dusseldorf Germany. Known as a German-Techo-Screamo band, they combine pop culture and german cultural classics such as Dankashan and 99 Luft Balloons to create a gritty, urban sound. They recently announced their collaboration with the band Sparkly Love for a Scandinavian Tour. Their frontmen go by Wolfman Go! and Cobra Strike Force. Hecktor, the most well known member of the band is a background dancer and love interst to Sparkly Love's token Asian, Chang. He has developed something of a cult following. They have a large and devoted fan base, but they are very loyal to their first and finest fan, Frauline Iche. She is best known for her skimpy attire for promotion of the band and her part in their hit single Meine Hände sind Bananen. They have an album coming out in 2010 called "Golden Schlampe". Basically they are the best ethnic band of all time.
I was for unconcious for seven hours after listening to "Nein". Dos Goot kicks ass.
Did you hear Wolfman Go! of Dos Goot has a severrr cocaine problem?
Mhmmm Hecktor is so fine, he totally makes Dos Goot.
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Doing a one year sentence in jail
My man mike is doing a bullet up in rikers.
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