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Similar to the concept of drunk dialing, douche dialing is the act of receiving an annoying and unwanted phone call or text message from a complete douche or douche bag. Similar to drunk dialing, douche dialing often involves irritating and repeated phone calls from ex-boyfriends or overly pompous guys trying to score dates with unreceptive girls. However, unlike drunk dialing, douche dialing does not necessarily have to take place late at night. Douche bags can dial phones at any hour.
Last night, I got douche dialed by that complete douchebag, Dan. This is the third time this week he's douche dialed me. Can't he get the picture that I'm not going to go out with him?
n. The collective term for a group of emos, as pod is to whales or pride is to lions.
Look out honey, a douche of emos nearly stumbled into you.
Hey look at that, a douche of emos.
...It was a amazing, you almost never see a douche of emos roaming around in the wild like that.
Dou-che-napp-ing
When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
a potential Douche-napping example:
A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
A person who thinks that they are better than you for the single reason that they overpaid for an Apple Computer.
Mac Douche - "Oh, you're still using a PC? Shame... I can do all this cool stuff on my mac that you couldn't even dream of doing..."
Person - "Don't be such a mac douche. All macs are good for is dicking around."
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A European douche bag (most commonly a French one).
Jay: Hey Tommy, check out Frenchie over here!
Tommy: Yeah, I know, what a Le Douche
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With hybrid automobiles, recycling bins on every corner, energy saver lights, and "green" water bottles, it's hard not to jump on the eco-friendly bandwagon. We do love our planet earth after all. But if you take your love of mothernature to a point which jeopardizes every social relationship you have, you have become an eco-douche. If you publicize your hate for people who bathe regularly, you are an eco-douche. If you roll your eyes when you see a person drinking out of the actual starbucks paper cup, rather than a handblown glass jar, you too are an eco-douche. As they say "Bros before hoes." Mother nature is not your hoe.
Leo: Hey man, yesterday Jack kicked me out of his house after I flushed the toilet. He said he only flushes for "number 2."
Andrew: God. He has become such an eco-douche.
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Anyone who is arrogant as hell and a douchebag. Who isn't very good at anything but they think they're the shit.
Erin Grimmot is a cocky douche.
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