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The pants you got really drunk in. Often times, you will wake up wearing them. Other times, you may find them on the floor or someplace random. Inside the pockets you may or may not find your keys, your wallet, your cell phone, wadded up dollar bills, and pieces of paper with other people's phone numbers.
Man, I found so many pairs of drunk pants in the hamper. It's like I made $15 doing laundry.
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When drunk dialing just insn't enough because the person who you tried to drunk dial didn't answer their phone or you are just so beligerent that you need to talk to more than just the people in your phone.
I didn't have his phone number, so I drunk emailed him...
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Much like the Drunk Dial or the drunk text, it is contacting someone by way of your myspace account while sloppy drunk and send messages and/or comments, esp., to your friends that you will most likely regret once you sober up
Contacting someone on MySpace while drunk that you would not contact sober, particularly an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend.
Jane: "What are you doing getting back together with Mike, I thought you had a restraining order against him?"
Andrea: "What are you talking about?"
Jane: "Yeah Girl, You left him a comment last night that says you love him and he the one for you- it's right here on his myspace page..."
Andrea: "Oh my God, I drunk myspaced Mike last night! I didn't mean that!"
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The level of drunkeness where you think you are the life of the party when you are really the biggest loser around.
Courtney Love or Tara Ried get loser drunk at any social occasions!
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a girl who is pretty attractive, but her hotness is ruined by the fact taht whenever you see her in public she is too drunk to function and is smashed beyond uselessness. she often becomes the object of all jokes but, being the drunk slut she is, does not realize it which creates fun for everyone
Guy 1: Hey i saw megan higgins last night.
Guy 2: Was she passed out face down in some gutter?
Guy 1: Yea, what a drunk slut!!
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- verb - Similar to sleep walking; essentially, sleep drunking involves waking from a passed out state, walking around, speaking, peeing, or doing almost anything disruptive, and then returning to a passed out condition for the remainder of the night (or day)
Remember that guy that I let crash in my room last night? Yeah, he got up at about 4 and starting banging around, mumbling crazy stuff, and then he started peeing in my closet!! He doesn't remember any of that this morning. He was totally sleep drunking.
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Although very much inebriated, a person who is still concerned about their physical appearence.
Carmen: Gurl you just done puked up all 10 vodka and redbulls you drank this past 2 hours and u puttin on foundation?
Tiffany: (slurred) imfa beef fyone...
Carmen: Gurl you ain't actin' like a straight up lipstick drunk
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