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it is the dankest
Synonyms: lecrae-zy, Romans 1:16, dank
Thanks for sharing God's love with me. I'll see you all next week at P.U.R-izzle fo' shizzle. One more thing, KRUNK A DUNK MOTHER FUNK!
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A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
How Spanish women keep cool on the beach, they wade out, holding the nose is optional, then dunk and return to the beach, very few of them seem to swim at all
That lady's off for a Spanish dunk
The act of baking a shit in the oven at 200C (fan) until golden brown, and dunking into a recently made cream pie.
The 2016 girl guide charity raising event was going well until one of parents started a brownie dunking competition
A dunk from far away where the ball is thrown down with much force into the hoop.
Blake Griffin has perfected the far dunk:
Go to youtube and enter this at the end:
watch?v=S2VLEGtRuz4&feature=topvideos
Blake Griffin and Dwight Howard have demonstrated the far dunk.
When you sleep on the top of a bunk bed with your friend on the bottom and you shit your pants in your sleep
Yooooo I just bunked with dunk! : Ah my Bad I shat bunk with dunkbefore I went to bed those nachos were mean as fuck!
A term used to describe inserting ones testicles into another person's anus. It has become a stereotypical act of the homosexual community in the highlands.
Apparently they took it in turns to dunk biscuits, if you know what I mean...