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Being bent over elbows to ankles

When you feel like someone is taking advantage of you.

So the Boss wants me to work Saturdays without over-time now. I gotta say I feel like I'm being bent over elbows to ankles here.

by SquidSplitter November 18, 2015

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Napkin Elbow

A version of the more common ailment, Tennis Elbow, most often developed over time by shaking one's napkin at a high rate of speed. The Napkin Elbow epidemic took New York City by storm in the early 1990's when world class musician, Jorge Buccio, wrote now famed hit, "The Napkin Song". Many patrons of the Little Italy birthday destination, Puglia, leave the restaurant with chronic Napkin Elbow.

Damn, I can barely pick up my connoli, I hope it's not the Napkin Elbow.

by Feesus Christ April 15, 2016


elbow cunt

A moniker created by Women in order to separate their activities - which are purely girl-on-girl - with those of "True Lesbians." An "ELBOW CUNT" refers to a girl-transexual pair whom are sexually active. The "ELBOW" refers to the penis on the transexual, and the cunt refers to the "girl" who is "paired" with the transexual. Apparently, straight women have "great issue" with this type of "wine pairing" (i.e. girl-transexual).

"Gee whiz, look at that ELBOW CUNT over their at the Bar. I wonder where her Tranny toy is today - she looks pale," said Botox Lips Cheryl to Botox Forehead Nancy at the Four Seasons Bar (Beverly Hills).

by BrainFreeze-DK June 13, 2012


neck elbow

A considerably large adam's apple, especially on a woman. If the subject has a skinny neck in addition to a prominent adam's apple than the "elbow" appearance is even more apparent.

Dude 1: Did you see the neck elbow on that chick who was hitting on me?

Dude 2: Yeah man. I bet she has a dick.

by manstuufff March 5, 2014


Dutch Elbow

Similar to a donkey punch, When you are going down on your girl and you give her a good, hard punch on her funny bone, causing her to shriek in pain and causing her vagina to squeeze the shit out of your dick. Second best orgasm I've ever had.

"Hey bro, I heard Sam scream really loud last night, you must have dicked her good!"
"Yeah dude, I gave her the Dutch Elbow. She didn't find it Humerus."

by MangledTaint May 29, 2019


Elbowing

It is used to give someone the finger but instead of the middle finger, you use your elbow.

"I am Elbowing you"

by Naseferatu November 27, 2015


Lick the elbow

A common expression used to describe an achievement or performance previously thought to be impossible (or at least highly improbable).

At the 2014 Winter Olympics, Shaun White really tried to lick the elbow by going for his third straight halfpipe gold medal, but was unsuccessful.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015