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The social engineer walked into the classroom and said, "good morning boys and girls, today we are going to learn about the civil war."
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At every Feb 10, engineer gaming day is where discord users will flood/spam every chat with "engineer gaming" without the mods/admin giving a shit while playing Robot Rock on loop and/or livestreaming yourselves playing Team Fortress 2 as engineer.
Admin: Today is Feb 10, which means today is engineer gaming Day. You know the rules...
Discord user 1: engineer gaming
Discord user 2: engineer gaming
Discord user 3: engineer gaming
A position given to those who transfer gas to your vehicle. Amateurs are known as Gas Attendants, however as their skillset increases, they become Petroleum Transference Engineers.
I went to the local Citgo and the Petroleum Transference Engineer pumped my car so hard.
Enter this into google translate and click voice translation button to hear it being spoken:
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The sound of Lada engine is starting. Also:
Your reaction when Lada engine doesn't start, also enter this into google translate and click voice translation button:
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A dope ass mothafuckin train. Many people ship him with Percy, that one green twink engine.
"Bro, that episode of Thomas The Tank Engine was lit af."
" Yeah nigga it was danker than my kush. "
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An undefined, shotgun approach to engineering.
Skipping all logical engineering methods and going straight to the "easy to implement solution"
Thinking that an "easy to implement" solution is in any way easy, or a solution.
See nutstache
Andy employs ghetto engineering tactics very well.
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Someone who can't program for shit but stays afloat by copying and posting code from stack overflow.
Jimmy: Hey David, do you think I should ask Bob for some help with implementing multithreading?
David: Nah, Bob's a stack overflow engineer. Better to just Google it yourself.
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