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Okaihau Express

A song about a train in New Zealand that two professional athletes tried to sing in the Okaihau rail tunnel on Jet Lag: The Game.

She starts out from Otiria, the smallest train you've seen, this is the Okaihau Express. An engine and a guardsvan with a carriage in between, this is the Okaihau Express. The driver doesn't worry if he takes the journey slow, driving the Okaihau Express. He's got all day to do it in and 30 miles to go, driving the Okaihau Express. She was goin' round the bend doin' 10 miles an hour, the whistle began to shriek. Well she caught that bull in the middle of the brisket and the engine smelled of steak for a week. There's puppies in an apple box, pippies in a sack, Riding the Okaihau Express. But no one knows the difference when they're drippin' from the rack, riding the Okaihau Express. She stops at lake Omapere, to take some water in, this is the Okaihau Express. The fireman takes a bucket, the driver takes a swim, this is the Okaihau Express. Okaihau to Otiria, it's just a single track, when you're riding the Okaihau Express. You can't turn it at the terminus, you just reverse her back. This is the Okaihau Express.

by Ideal Cetacean July 31, 2024


Plastic Express

Originally man made from the United States. Largest retail seller of plastic dildos.

Have your seen the new release from Plastic Express?

by Nattylightice February 12, 2022


Nick Express

If you from da Midwest and want to get hick wasted. 3 shots Captain Morgan, 1 shot Wild Turkey American Honey, top with Diet Mountain Dew with ice.

Take me on the Nick Express baby.

by BrendanMills July 4, 2022


winter express

#1 Counter strike team NA

You hear of winter express they are number 1 na

by MR.67 December 3, 2020


Meeting Place Express

A website used to join corportate people into massive orgys through the power of the Internet. Often conference rooms are turned into fucking grounds as they stream live video to other corporate individuals doing the same.

I cant wait to go to work. Were having a Meeting Place Express party.

by Jakob Theliar January 11, 2011


Raj Express

A insult used to describe indian truck drivers in australia when drivers get inraged at their driving skills.

Ahh, the Raj express fucked up the turn on his b double.

by November 24, 2024


Bussy Express

A bus

"Sebastian is taking the bussy express today."

by Goofy Gremlin February 10, 2024