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really 100% guaranteed fake
A: I bought this diamond ring from the store for $9999.99 only
B: sorry, but this is legit fake
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When a girl acts all mature and too smart for everyone. Also connected to having an awful haircut that makes her look even more like an old woman. She is really annoying and does't want to participate in any team work because she thinks she's way too mature for that. Usually also kind of vain and likes to pretend to have an accent when in fact she pronounces the words like no other accent. Doesn't know how to have fun and NEVER drinks OR dances on any party. Just goes there to pretend to be more mature than the others. Also all nerdy and wants teachers to like her above others. Always does all the work and never on any condition will skip a class even if all the other students decide so. goes to sleep at like 7 everyday. a rule: NEVER HAS FUN ANYWHERE
"Look at this fake teen grandma reading her homework proudly, faking the accent."
A: "Everybody decided to wear a mask! It was a team competition. Only the fake grandma decided not to put a mask on, because she's too good for that."
B: "Well she doesn't need a mask. She's faking a grandma everyyyyday."
A: "Who will you invite to your party?"
B: "Deffo not the fake grandma. I don't need a grumpy sober 'to good for you' awful looking vain person there."
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The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.
Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.
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someone who you would consider like a cousin to you, but they aren’t related to you. this “fake cousin” is often friends with your cousins as well.
friend: who is that in your family picture?
you: oh, that is ______, my fake cousin!
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That lol you put to lighten up something you really mean
facebook chat
-Hey...? or not
--sorry i was eating omg calm down
-okay im sorry i didnt know LOL<-(fake "lol")
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A sexual act in which the male is doing a female doggy style, pulls out, and spits on her back. The woman then thinks the guy shot a load on her back, but when she turns around, he blows it right in her face.
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the opposite of real talk, something that is not true, can also be substituted for the word "bull shit"
Teacher: You have a three page essay to right.
Student: Nah, that's fake talk.
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