A Dencorub handjob
Brent isn't gonna make it to brunch this morning; Sharon gave him The Flaming Cock last night.
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A sweet ass, kick ass fantasy series, writen by Joel Rosenberg. The first book, The Sleeping Dragon, starts it off. Any fantasy fan should read it, it rules.
Damn, I can't believe that he died. But, hell, Walter's still around in Guardians of the Flame, so it won't be as bad.
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When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.
john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.
meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?
john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.
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Igniting one's pubic hair whilst receiving fellatio.
I told that asshole I'm up for a flaming snorkel... not singed eyebrows.
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When you're banging a girl from behind and you set fire to her pubes.
Dude, Brenda was getting it good and to add to the excitment, I decided to give her a flaming ambush
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An NHL team located in Calgary, Alberta, Canada whose only won the Stanley Cup once in 89'. They choked in the final round in 04' to Tampa Bay. Their famed player and basically the whole team is Jarome Iginla "Iggy".
Whats the difference between the Calgary flames and a bra? The flames only have one cup.
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A Canadian team with a rabid fan base who seem to believe this team is actually going somewhere when in reality that is face first into the trash. The Edmonton Oilers are the Flames arch enemy. While both teams are not very good at this moment in time at least the Flames have Jarome Iginla.
Calgary Fan: The Calgary Flames are the best team ever!!!
Hockey fan: No way the Flamers suck, you suck and your mother sucks.
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