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A Dencorub handjob
Brent isn't gonna make it to brunch this morning; Sharon gave him The Flaming Cock last night.
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A sweet ass, kick ass fantasy series, writen by Joel Rosenberg. The first book, The Sleeping Dragon, starts it off. Any fantasy fan should read it, it rules.
Damn, I can't believe that he died. But, hell, Walter's still around in Guardians of the Flame, so it won't be as bad.
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Igniting one's pubic hair whilst receiving fellatio.
I told that asshole I'm up for a flaming snorkel... not singed eyebrows.
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When you're banging a girl from behind and you set fire to her pubes.
Dude, Brenda was getting it good and to add to the excitment, I decided to give her a flaming ambush
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An NHL team located in Calgary, Alberta, Canada whose only won the Stanley Cup once in 89'. They choked in the final round in 04' to Tampa Bay. Their famed player and basically the whole team is Jarome Iginla "Iggy".
Whats the difference between the Calgary flames and a bra? The flames only have one cup.
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A Canadian team with a rabid fan base who seem to believe this team is actually going somewhere when in reality that is face first into the trash. The Edmonton Oilers are the Flames arch enemy. While both teams are not very good at this moment in time at least the Flames have Jarome Iginla.
Calgary Fan: The Calgary Flames are the best team ever!!!
Hockey fan: No way the Flamers suck, you suck and your mother sucks.
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A NHL team located in Calgary, Alberta. The star players are: 1.Jarome iginla 2.Dion Phaneuf 3.Kristian Huseliuss 4. Miika Kipprusoff. The deadmonton oilers seem to think they are rivals to the flames because they are about 3 hours away. they wouldnt think that if kipper kept letting goals in.
bill: dude did u see kipper shutout the oilers and phaneuf get ejected for knocking sean whorecoff out cold? jack:No shit that happens every time they play! bill: O ya. Calgary flames rock
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