flap straps

When a fat girls back fat bulges and or hangs over her bra straps

"Holy crap Kainalu's girlfriend has some mean flap straps!"

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Mud flaps

Noun
Matching tattoos located on the backside of the upper thigh on each leg, just below the buttocks. It is the basic stepdaughter of the tramp stamp, with a ribbon tied in a bow being the most common design.

"I thought she was real original until she turned around and I saw she had mud flaps."

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Emergency flaps

The side fasteners on a babies diaper/pamper is used here as Emergency Flaps. If your emergency flaps are about to blow, have blown or are stretching thin, basically means all hells going to break loose for a freak out, meltdown, you name it. It's the last straw, you have lost control if they've blown. You still have sanity if they are still intact.

"Dude, if this lady doesn't drive faster than 2MPH my emergency flaps are going to give."

"My emergency flaps blew, I was so pissed I had to leave."

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emergency flaps

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house

pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps

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flapping gizzard

When a guy rapidly slaps a girls pussy lips with the tip of his penis

Dude I just gave my sister a flapping gizzard

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mud flap

what you would call a gay man's balls

yeah...get it...mud flaps..hehehe

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tit flap

Derogatory term for someone you dislike.

That guy is a complete tit flap

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