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A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.
One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."
examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
A song by Señora Lanza.
Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma
a phrase that hungry children use when at there nans house and require cake
Say Grandma.....bake me a cake
Give granny some serious ass jizz!
Maestro likes to bust a nut in grandma's butt.
pot.
"Where can I get a slice of grandma's birthday cake?"
"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"
Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot
A grandma that is so extra and picky that she is mentally 14 years old, you can see her procrastinating and being problematic the majority of the time
Person: gosh I have such a 14 year old grandma
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!