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The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
Don’t ruin the surprise for me.
Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday
Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap
A Brazillian Lap Dance is when a girl gets on a table wraps her leg around ur neck and shake he buttox in ones face to satisfy ones needs to see girls asses shakeing
Damn she gives a good Brazillian Lap Dance.
Is where you go to the strip club, get a lap dance and the stripper is really getting into it soo much her sweaty, juicy pussy drips on you making your pants smell like trout.
Damn! I'm going to have to throw these pants away from the trout lap I got at Fantasies last night!
The act of passing someone while already in first place, in a multi-lap race.
Person 1: Ha, you're so slow; I'm lapping you!
Person 2: Oh yeah you ar— fuck off.
Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.
Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.
Slow... does not easily understand. Stupid. Refers to NASCAR being behind a lap = slow.
he's so stupid. Couldn't catch on at all. Ya, he's down a lap for sure.