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a million pains

She’s a million pains. (not as in singular)

She’s not just a pain in my ass, as in singular. She’s a million pains.

by Squirrel Rito February 26, 2021

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Mommy Pains

When a woman has the desire to have children. This desire is often irrational, rash and experienced when a female sees children in a family setting. These emotions are often accompanied with butterflies in the stomach, increased libido and chick flicks.

"Yeah, my girlfriend saw her niece today and had the mommy pains again. I told her we'll have to wait 'til she gets off unemployment before we talk about kids again."

by motivator0811 August 15, 2011

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Window Pains

An awesome sounding hacker tag.

liek ohemjay d00d u just got h4><0r3d bai teh Window Pains

by MaximumOverdrive October 21, 2008

7πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Seesaw of Pain

(n) a sexual position in which a male enters his penis into the female's pee hole

That's not kinky enough for me, let's seesaw of pain tonight!

by oouuuuch January 14, 2010

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


penis pain

penis pains...abdominal pains with urges to train in the art of sexual intercourse with a meat product

John- "oh dear, i seem to want to insert this large german sausage into your anal cavity Adam."

Adam- " why John you have just had your first penis pain..."

by Balls4all May 26, 2005

5πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Abdomenal pain

person in question has just been knocked up, but does not know this yet.

Shirly: I have abdomenal pain.

Matt: Bietch, you're pregnant.

by The real WEB MD September 6, 2008

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


T-Pain

A catchy rapper/R&B singer who somewhat resembles Willy Wonka and uses an excessive amount of auto tune, although he can sing great without it.

Person 1: Have you ever heard T-Pain sing without auto tune?

Person 2: Yes he is good without it, but he uses it because that's his preferred style.

by jjrrddnn June 30, 2011

6πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž