I liek the spy from tf2 cuz he is a stabby stabby and Buttseks
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Private committed war crimes in former Yugoslavia and was the mastermind of the death of multiple celebrities, including but not limited to John F. Kennedy
Person 1: Hey, who's Private from Madagascar?
Person: 2: That's classified information, how do you know his name?
Private committed war crimes in former Yugoslavia and was the mastermind of the death of multiple celebrities, including but not limited to John F. Kennedy
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Ashley only lets little children into her shop, like Ross Swenny. she gives you cheap, cheap deals on Pepsi Max. she will slide tackle you if you try to get into her shop without her permission and she'll put it in your bum.
but she won't open a fucking NEW TILL!!!!
Ashley from Iceland is Ross Swenny's sugar mummy
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1. It will not be happening anytime soon
2. It seems as if there is no end to it
Dutch expression
1. We finally left at 3pm after a stress period from here to Tokyo
2. The play was boring from here to Tokyo
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What judges do when they hand down a decision you don't like.
The decision by the Ninth Circuit Court to ban roof-mounted bazookas on pickup trucks is a blatant example of judges who legislate from the bench.
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when you are compulsively masterbating and you have a flashback from your childhood
Mom, i realized i miss you after my blast from the mast.
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Free will. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this. It is arguably one of our greatest gifts.
I am writing something using my own terminology (words).
This is an example of creative expression, which is one of the many (countless) forms that free will takes.
This is how I use my gift from god.
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