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No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 07, 2020


strawberry gashes

heroin track marks

jesus... are those strawberry gashes are you ok?

by momwillyouwashmybackthisonce October 17, 2022


Gash Move

The female equivalent of a dick move. When a female violates the expected code of conduct against another female in a severe way.

I can't believe Becky moved in on Brad like that?! He just broke up with Jessica last night, that is a total gash move to her supposed best friend.

by EscalationWilliams February 17, 2015


Eat my gash

A classy lady's alternative to "suck my dick."

Hey fuckwad, eat my gash!

by babzcek December 22, 2017


Gash Tash

When a bloke cuts himself severely when shaving on the mustache area. He has a Gash Tash.

A nick name for someone who severely cut themselves shaving on the mustache.

I gashed my tash yesterday when shaving!

Hey, Terry cut his top lip yesterday badly when shaving, i'm gonna call him Gash Tash from now on!

by sangraygin July 03, 2012


Shabby shadow gash

Shabby shadow

The gash of an unattractive woman

Look at that rank bird, I reckon she has a proper shabby shadow gash. The shadow of the gash of an unattractive woman

by Massivetits December 01, 2022


Gash in Grass

A bunch of young, hot chicks laying out in the yard, not by a pool or beach. Usually seen outside college dorms or buildings with no pools.

I was just driving by the dorms and you should have seen all the 'gash in grass'.

by Shottscore June 15, 2015