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When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.
A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"
Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"
Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."
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A public High school in Warwick, Rhode Island. Student population of about 1,200. It’s all the kids who went to Cedar Hill, Drumrock, Greenwood, Scott, Wickes, and Robertson combined. You go to middle school at Winman Junior High School if you live in the Toll Gate District. Most of the teachers here suck at their jobs, with the exception of a handful. Out of the three public schools in Warwick, Toll Gate probably has the nicest campus, which isn't saying much considering minimal renovations have been made since it opened in the early 70's. There is a separate hallway for every grade’s lockers, with seniors getting their own in a separate building from the other three classes. The sports at TG are usually decent, with one or two Division I teams. Best football team in the town besides Hendricken.During the school year, fights happen about once a week, usually between some freshman kids who think their badass over a girl or something else stupid. There is a cop specially assigned to this school because of it, as well as the constant smoking and drug use there. Some of the kids who go here say they hate it, but once you become a senior and realize you’ll have to leave most students start to like it. The kids at Toll Gate know how to party and get away with doing things against the (very few) rules there, so most of the time there is a way to have a good time.
Winman Kid #1: I can’t wait to get out of this shithole and get to Toll Gate High School next year
Winman Kid #2: Same here dude, I can’t wait to be a Titan.
Girl #1: Oh, sucks that you have to go to Toll Gate next year.
Girl #2: Yeah, but at least it’s not as bad as Vets or Pilgrim.
Pizza Guy #1: Hey, It’s another kid from Toll Gate ordering pizza from class
Pizza Guy #2: Yeah, make sure you deliver it to the back parking lot door.
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This school is full of wannabe roadmen. Like I'm not even joking. You turn left? There is a wannabe roadman there. You turn right? Trust me there is a wannabe roadman on every corner of the school.
"This guy thinks he's a roadman? He must go to Forest Gate Community School"
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A high school based in Rochester, New York which is a prison where parents who don't give a shit about their kid send them. The groups that are most common in schools are PR's, ignant black people who stab others with rat tail combs, white people who think they're as black as Djimon Hounsou (from Blood Diamond), and most of the county's whores who produce a fair percentage of it's population. And don't forget that half of the school's population that sell drugs and are pimps. And the other half are innocent kids who are thrown in there because it's cheep and teaches them how to survive in the wild. Also, the school finds it necessary to put most of the black kids in the purple hall.
Jim: Yo dude, you hear about Gates Chili High School?
Fred: Yeah, I heard some kid got stabbed with a comb over a quarter.
Jim: Nah not that. Someone got mauled by a lion in the purple hall!
Fred: Holy shit! That really is a jungle!
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The political and military scandal referred to when in the month of November, 2010, the only copy of Bradley and Ewing nuclear-warhead carrying Polaris III missile submarine disappeared from the (nuclear) seeding room.
Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".
Person A: "Where the fuck is Bradley and Ewing?"
Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."
Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."
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When you're in a rush to catch a flight at gate 37b but you need to make dash for the toilet.
"Honey, I know we may miss our flight, but please hold my luggage, it's the last call for a departure from gate two."
The fat from a fat girl's inner thigh which conceals the vagina
I went to cunt punt that bitch but I got blocked by her vagina gate
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