ghost bus

A bus that is reported by a GPS-based information system (such as NextBus) that does not physically exist. This can be caused by the operator not logging out a bus that is going out of service. (For the opposite situation, see stealth bus.)

"No. 7 bus in 33 minutes? Shit! Wait, now it says 2 minutes.
(2 minutes later). Hey, no bus! Must have been a ghost bus."

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ghost-smell

verb. To ghost smell typically means to smell something that isn't actually there. You can ghost smell people, or objects (mostly food)

I ghost-smelled my ex for a straight week after we broke up, he was on my mind so much.

I just ghost-smelled apple pie. Now I'm really hungry.

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Ghost Shitting

A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities

'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'

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Food Ghost

Fart, Anal Announcement, Bronx cheer.

"Loughlin, you look like you've smelt a food ghost"
"Yeah, i think it was a curry in a past life"

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get ghost

An expression used to signify ones departure, another way to say that you are leaving.

When the party was getting lame, I knew it was time to get ghost.

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Ghost Nips

Where your nipples match the skin tone of the rest of your body , normally the color of your nipples would be darker compared to your normal skin tone

Ginger takes her shirt off , “oh hey Ginger, I didnt know you had ghost nips”

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Ghost Texter

an individual that you may be dating, "talking too", friends with, and or having a consensual naughty relationship with that has decided to no longer return your text or will return the text after a prolonged period of time. By said period of time, you're NO longer into them.

You = "Dinner"

Ghost Texter........ <you waiting for response>

and NOTHING

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