A splash text in Minecraft that you deserve
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V. Have sex
I can't die before i give you the pipe again.
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Shailee: I googled "Who gives a shit?".
My name wasn't in the search results.
Me: Think again Shailee
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When someone does something usually really stupid, or says something stupid, or makes no sense at all, then you give them a neck which is slapping the back of their neck hard (depending on what they did/say... if it's real stupid then you give it to them harder)
Garrick: Jennifer Alba looks hella good
Conan: you mean Jessica Alba?
Garrick : is that her name?
Conan : GIVE ME THAT NECK !
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giving the dog a bath is when a male stuffs the twig and berries in his girls mudbucket and keeps it there as long as possible. if you've ever tried to get a dog in the bathtub, and keep him there, you know exactly why this act is so named.
after a romantic dinner, i decided to give the dog a bath, but the as soon as i got everything in, they squirmed out and i couldnt get them back in.
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a chant football fans sing to managers/players of their own team at the side of the pitch, if they wave they get a massive cheer and if they dont they get a minor boo
Fans- "Dickov, give us a wave, Dickov,Dickov, give us a wave!"
*Dickov Waves*
*Crowd Cheers*
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slang in the bicycle community for gay sex.
"Hey bro, you're looking so good in those spandex knickers and super cute helmet, do you think you could give me a pump? no need to worry about protection, I already have everything."
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