1. A Omnipresent, Omnipotent, and Supernatural being that ascends through time and space, an almighty being, the ruler of the universe. You, yes all of you mortals must worship this being for it is your love and life. A female god is called a goddess.
2. Someone who’s the best at something.
EX1. P1: Hey, what God do you worship?
P2: I don’t worship anything.
P1: oh
EX2. Wow! Whoever made this is a god! I would worship this guy who made this literally!
God a nonce that spy at kids until they grow up.
to be honest he is just an worse version of Santa also has a little pp source is the bibel were Marie says that she did not feel anything when she got pregnant with jesus
Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.
The best player of hide and seek in the entire universe.
Where is God?? There is no evidence of its existence