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A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.
For literal situations:
S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!
B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?
S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.
For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...
S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."
B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.
S: Take your goggles off, man.
When someone falls asleep and you rest your balls on their eyes
Johnny just fell asleep I’m going to give home some aviation goggles
1. A term used to describe the constant fantasy pairings of 2 straight men in homoromantic situations. Not literal goggles more moreover an "expression" 2. the act of shipping 2 straight men in homoromantic fantasies.
Jenny: I saw you checking out Chad and Jack yesterday at the gym, you're crushing hard it looks like
Heather: no, I just have really tight BL goggles on right now.
A person who is not attractive is seen as hot at Martin County high school bc there are no "hot" people.
Dude 1: "she bad"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"
Similar to beer goggles, someone appears better looking after having done something sweet.
Brian's cute, but after he spent an afternoon complimenting me, I looked at him through sugar goggles and he was even better looking!
When one ingests MDMA, and believes people look much more attractive than they really are.
fuck i thought that guy was so hot, and then i saw him the next day. i had molly goggles last night.
forgetting what you were going to search for while browser is starting up.
I am sitting at the google prompt, and can't remeber what I was going to search for, this goggle-nesia is killing me