grass burn pussy

when a women has been around the block so many times one can refer to her vagina as having grass burns, as in the lips are so saggy they drag on the floor causing grass burns and snail tracks

dude i hit up sally last night, she gots a grass burn pussy" "dude, whatever you do, dont hit up sally, them pussy gots grass burns"

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caught in the long grass

An Irish saying for being taken by surprise/caught out/an unforeseen event/unpleasant circumstance etc. Many things could lurk in long grass, such as 'shnækes' and other slithery adversaries, to whom one might owe money for instance.

The grass is long, you can't really see what's about you and hence it makes for a prime ambush spot. Visualise strolling through a meadow and all of a sudden being leapt upon by a prowler in the undergrowth. Rarely used in reference to an actual meadow...moreso as a highly amusing colloquialism when rendered in the local accent.

"Seamus owes me €1000, the fecker. Don't ye worry lads, I'll catch'im in the long grass yet!"

"Mick was caught in the long grass by his dealer for late payment"

Waking up with an unknown, unattractive female would count as having caught oneself in the long grass!

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cut your grass

cut your grass: when somebody tell you to cut your grass it means to cut the people that you’re currently talking to off.

aye you need to cut your grass.

mug grass cunt

Derogatory term for somebody who goes round grassing ie giving information that they ahould not be giving

That mug grass cunt has really dumped me in it now

cool wet grass

An expression of difficulty. This will often be said repeatedly while doing something difficult that you have to do and want to get finished. It originated in amateur firewalking as a way to create a mental image that no, your feet are not burning.

Joe ran through the bullet-riddled alley, muttering "cool wet grass cool wet grass cool wet grass" under his breat

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Grass eating hippo

When a man, or woman, east out a woman's pussy and fingers her asshole at the same time, giving her double the pleasure.

I pulled a grass eating hippo on my GF the other day, she didn't know what the fuck to say but "Oh my fuckin' GOD".

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grass aint greener

Type your definition here...its you to mean that even if something is bad or someone and you try to run from them just know that where you are running to things are still the same or even worse

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...sumeya even if you are leaving job just know the grass aint greener on the other side

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