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When you are done playing Guitar Hero (or another similar game), and you look around and everything looks like it is moving up (or down).
Chris: Haha, Rob tripped over the table. Are you dizzy?
Rob: I just scored 150,000 on "Free Bird!" Don't hate and I'm not dizzy, it was just Guitar Hero Goggles.
A tongue-in-cheek nickname for the video game series Guitar Hero and Rock Band, as well as other related or similar games where you use a guitar-shaped controller (“plastic guitar”), such as Clone Hero or GuitarFreaks.
“we’ve reached the pinnacle of plastic guitar game mastery” (on a video of a 5-second meme chart on Clone Hero)
I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night
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The middle child of band. They don't get noticed much. But are usually pretty humble. UNLIKE THE LEAD!
Oh poor guy, he is such a rhythm guitar player.
A condition caused by playing too much Guitar Hero or Rock Band with short-term and long-term effects. Symptoms include:
1. Temporary visual distortion of everything off-screen, caused by the vertical motion of the game, causing a trippy, disorienting effect
2. Soreness of the wrists and shoulders from extreme strumming and fingering.
3. Having a knowledge of rock and alternative limited only to the songs featured in Guitar Hero.
1. You: "Whoa dude, the floor is totally shifting. I'm tripping balls just from playing Guitar Hero."
Friend: Lolz, it's guitar hero syndrome.
2. "God, my wrists hurt. I shouldn't have played 'Through the Fire and Flames'."
3. Friend: "You know Even Flow by Pearl Jam? That's my favorite band!"
You: "Yeah, but it's only because I played Guitar Hero."
Friend: "Pfff."
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A guitar owned by Stevie T and is more djentier than Jared Dines. Come on, you know an 18 string guitar is less djentier than 20 string, and Steve Terreberry is the djent god.
Jared: I'm the djent god. Your 20 string guitar is not djenty enough.
Stevie: If I want to be less djenty, then I'll use an 18 string guitar, because I am the djent god.
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A type of person found on guitar threads, who lectures any "noob" (new person) trying to find out basic guitar info such as: "what type of effects does Slash use?" the noob is repremanded and/or mocked for their choice of music and the need to ask such questions. The Thread Geek invariably goes off topic talking absolute bullshit about extravagant effects pedals, Rare or (badly) modded ugly guitars, pointless exotic scales and dissing really popular bands (usually Heavy Metal bands eg. Megadeth), by claiming some obscure guitar player (Usually Steve Vai) is technically better and its a shame how tasteless the masses are.
Noob: "Hey does anybody know what kind of effects Slash uses?"
Guitar Thread Geek: "tisk tisk, Slash is so overrated and sloppy, I mean if you have to ask that you shouldn't be playing guitar, I'd recommend you check out Steve Vai and his amazing solo played through the mixalodian scale with a bagpipe emulator on his rotten floor board 13 string custom guitar, I personally like to use the entire range of pedals run through a super mega boogie woogie J-899999 amp that really gives an exsquisite sound with a cross patched fade in and scream out pad."
Noob: "WTF??? Fuck you douche, I just wanted some advice"
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