Rural Dictionary

fbi guy

A member of the FBI that looks on you through your phone or device. He is typically depicted as being benevolent in nature, helping out many people in their lives. Despite this he is still watching you.

Big Brother is watching.

FBI guy let me know that that girl was interested in me.

by A_Random_Guy2 February 6, 2018

The guy in the chair

A man who scams the government by receiving disability payments for being in a wheelchair that he doesn't actually need. The guy in the chair will never go out in public without his wheel chair in fear of being caught for fraud. However, he can typically be seen walking and using his legs in the privacy of his house or his trailer. The guy in the chair will often refer to himself in the third person as the guy in the chair and will often try to gain sympathy from others for his "disability", even those that know he isn't actually disabled. The character Ray from the TV show Trailer Park Boys is the most prominent example of the guy in the chair.

Ray: Come on buddy, are you gonna give the guy in the chair a splash of liquor or what?
J-Roc: You don't even need the damn wheelchair Ray!

Julian: You headin down to the machines tonight Ray?
Ray: Yeah I sure am buddy. And somethin tells me the guy in the chair is gettin lucky tonight.

by Mr. Jim Lahey February 1, 2010

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hockey guys

Often extremely hot, but always extremely horny.

If you walk past those hockey guys, I'm sure you'll see more than their hockey stick coming up through their pants.

by alyssaaaaa June 22, 2006

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magcon guys

Boys that are the members of an event called magcon. thousands of girls go to these events to meet them.The boys that are considered "magcon guys" are Shawn Mendes, Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Matthew Espinosa, Taylor Caniff,Aaron Carpenter, Jack & Jack and Carter Reynolds.

I can't wait to meet all the magcon guys at magcon!

by magconchicago February 4, 2014

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