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It‘s the smile in your face after your gym session.
Leroy: dafuq? y u smiling that much?
Gym guy: I was at the gym today. It‘s the goddamn after gym smile.
Leroy: okay got it.
A gym regular, usually buff and tan, may or may not contain plastic. Can be found going full-tilt on the cardio machines, giving death glares to people not practicing gym etiquette, and silently mocking those she deems inferior. She may pay them a patronizing, backhanded compliment to complete her day. Tends to date a Chad or a Scott the Snot.
I forgot to wipe off the elliptical and this gym barbie almost decapitated me with her death glare.
The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving a skin splitting pump and great workout only for you to end up spending most of your training time on the toilet, in gastrointestinal distress. Resulting in diarrhea, with anus ripping, chainsaw farts, followed by essentially urinating out of your ass.
I was mid rep, on my PR, when I had to scratch the weights, rush to the locker room and take a huge gym slam.
Gym hippies are usually popular and everybody loves them and they welcome them with a smile. This karma chaser has a look of peaceful confidence, wearing yoga pants (regardless of gender) and unkempt hair. An earthy odour maybe mixed with patchouli or incense, and occasionally the aroma of Snoop Doggs concert. They are extremely friendly and their passive nature tranquilizes your soul which is a bad thing because the only reason you listen to AC/DC on your Ipod is to get hyped up. Make sure you don't get too friendly with a gym hippie because the conversation make turn to hot political topics such as their opinion on the Government or the situation between Donald Trump and Kim John-Un, which you'll have to kindly excuse yourself from or be locked into a 15 minute listening session when all you really wanted to do was your last set of leg presses.
Girl 1: 'What on earth is Angelica doing?'
Girl 2: 'She's blessing us all with her Angel dust'
Girl 1: 'She's so cute, she's just a gym hippie'
Basically its when the gym that you currently go to is good enough but you see a video of a more fancier and better looking and one that has more machines gym and you wanna cancel your current membership and fuck off to america or some other country/place to go to a different gym
Person 1: "Dude the gym he goes to is so fancy and has such good equipment. Shits giving me gym dysmorphia."
Person 2: "Dang, now where u going its already been like 5 gym switches. You went from a gym at your home to a different country, u dumbass."
Del Frisco's New York defines gym wear as follows. Sweat pants or suit of any brand or cost. Also any athletic wear that has print or pattern. Jerseys and hats not allowed.
Gym wear includes all forms and brands of clothing.